Babes & Banter

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Dangerous Curves

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Did not know if you was aware of my Curves?
You see I am working on them. Yeah!

Ok, it may be hard to tell from there.
But I have gotten back in the saddle and am working out again.
And before you know it my Curves will be rocking hot!
(Well in my head they will be!)

So, what is your plans? Spring fever or the Summer time hotties?
What will be making you rock it and get your Curves into place?

Texas Beer Cooler

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Yes, with all the snow in Texas we have a brand new beer cooler. It is large and spacious. You can walk up and look at your selection without any crowding or tight spaces. Nope not at all.

This new and improved beer cooler (and can be used to keep your wine very very cold too) is called:

"The Front Porch"

Every house has one, standard issue. All you do is buy your favorite brews and leave them on the porch. Then when you wish to have a iced cold beer just pop out and pick one up. I think it will be all the rage here.

The Speckled Whore

Image by The Rocketeer via Flickr

Well while channel surfing this week we saw a drink we had to try.
The Coffee Martini! Well off we dashed to the kitchen. (Dashing in heels is not easy to do either!)

Coffee Martini

Ingredients:

7 oz grain vodka
1/2 oz Kahlua
1/2 oz espresso coffee
4 coffee beans, for garnish
crushed ice

PREPARATION:
Shake vodka with crushed ice for 30 seconds in a cocktail shaker. Add Kahlua and espresso and give a few more shakes to combine. Let stand for a minute, to fully chill through. Strain into 2 chilled martini glasses, adding 2 coffee beans to each glass.

Well, that was nice....but still not up the standards we divas require. So it was time for some experimentation. We started looking at what we had and what we wanted and came up with our newest concoction.

The Speckled Whore

Ingredients:

1 oz vanilla vodka
2 oz Cream da'Cocoa liqueur
3 oz coconut coffee creamer (liquid)
grated chocolate
sugar (we used red colored sugar to spice it up)
crushed ice

PREPARATION:
Place all items in a blender. Blast away. Pour into glasses and enjoy!

Show Us Your Privates

Stole this off of Real Live Lesbian today.

Throw open your trench coat and say hello! Let me see you and allow me to get to know you. That's the best thing about blogging...the wonderful people that I've met here!

Go ahead. Do it!

So here are my flashers to contribute to National Flasher Day.

Image by Getty Images via Daylife

Shaking It Up!

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Enjoying an eggnog shake before I fix dinner....oooppps....my bad.
Am thrilled I purchased eggnog on sale at .99 a bottle at Christmas.
I put them in the freezer.
Now I can mix with vanilla ice cream and still feel like I am having a holiday.

No sexy lady here today.
But oh my, this shake is sexy enough for me!

Falling Out of Love

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Love is a many splendor thing or so the song says.
And with this year rushing so fast I see that Valentines day will be here soon.
How do I know?

Well the week BEFORE Christmas our local stores was setting up the displays of beautiful hearts filled with that chocolate and goodness. Yes, before Christmas is what I said.

Why are we being rushed two months ahead of schedule to make sure we have a love note for our love? I mean were we not still buying gifts for the holidays?

So what do you think about being rushed for each holiday long before it even gets here. And think of it, that means the Valentine candy was most likely made around Halloween to be packaged and in the stores before Christmas. ICK!

Turn Ons?

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A turn of a phrase, the glint in your eye, the curve of her back....what turns you on?

For me it is hip bones. Yeah, that's right. I think that the hip bone is the sexiest part of a body. Just the way it turns, moves, the smoothness of the body there. I don't know why but it has always turned me on.

So what does it for you?

Texas in the Artic Shelf

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Blistery cold here today.
Are you freezing too?

Us Texans are not use to cold weather.
Lil on down in the 20's and less.

So we are all bundled up in our layers of clothes.
Actually sitting in the house with jackets and hoodies on.
Gloves on our lil fingers and hats on our heads.
Even have blankets wrapped around our laps and legs.

You would think that the frozen tundra had set in.
And all while the sun is still steaming in the windows.

So for our entertainment today I am putting up some wonderful warm babes to keep us toasty and warm!

One Sick Girl

Image by lorenzo stupid kid AKA rockito via Flickr

Sick girl.
Yes I said sick girl....why?

Well I am one.
But when I was looking for inspiration for my lil sick girl post I found this!

Now you tell me, other than the sick color on this girl (especially the pea green hair). What is sick about her?

The Party Partied TOO Hard

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Mistress Merry and Quite Contrary had a merry ol time this weekend.
Yes, we had to sober up to get to do this post.

Saturday evening while attending a delicious cocktail party we learned a few life lessons.
One being that if your sitting on the floor in the middle of a party (because you can no longer stand up) then it is time to slow down on the gin fizzes.
Two was when you have to shimmy out of your girdle to fit in two more drinks then it is time to slow down on the pink squirrels.
Three did it when you are watching a young 20 year old man doing his at most best to bend in half to lick his own . . . .And almost MAKES IT! THEN IT IS TIME TO SLOW DOWN ON THE TEQUILA.

What Binds You?

Families are the tie that binds.

Getting a Hand on Christmas

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Mistress Merry and Quite Contrary are getting things all spruced up for our Christmas Cocktail party this weekend. And of course we have to get all the pretties on. So we are deciding on the cute Santa outfit or to go with the cocktail dress, heels and pearls.

We also are looking up drinks to serve. I am sure that we may get some help here. Just tell us what is your favorite cocktail. And give us the recipe too!

In the meantime we have lined up a bartender. You know we want to be free to mix and mingle. But so far he seems to be handling things that are not behind the bar!

Lazy Ladies

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Yeah, we be the Lazy Ladies this week.

Forgive us.

It just seems since it is so cold (at least to us) that we can not bring ourselves to get out of bed.

You know and put on those, those, those thingamajigs......

YEAH! Clothes.

Blankets are much better and warmer.

Foot Fetish

I wish I was a tall leggy woman.

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One that seems to have legs that travel all the way up to her "arse" so they say.

Why?
Well, I love boots. Those thigh high ones that look like they were molded on.
And the heels to match.
Ever so high.

I know I am a woman and it always seems to be that men have a shoe or boot fetish.
But if that was the case then us ladies would not have dozens of shoes in our closets.

But just once, I would love to have those legs...those boots....that make the eye roam.
That make a sigh escape when they walk by.

Let It Snow?

photo by BodogGirl

In looking for inspiration on what to write about today, it has come to my attention that a good portion of the Lone Star state seems to think it's been covered by a blizzard. And upon checking the radar, lots of places are seeing snow. Just not here.

So, while people across the state are dealing with slippery roads, schools letting out early, and all that wonderful stuff, we sit here happily not covered in freezing water. We are still freezing our asses off, but I don't mind that the ground isn't covered in white powder or ice. I much prefer just cold to wet and cold.

So, what do you do when it's cold outside and your fanny is freezing? Curl up by the fire of course. Since we don't have a fireplace, I'm warming my rump by the heater. So, stay inside and keep warm, because baby it's cold outside!

Thoughtful Thursday ~ Porn Musings

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Warning, this is a post for the adult crowd.

Today's thought is about porn. Yes, I admit that here at the M & M house, we sometimes watch a little porn. Maybe that makes me a strange gal, but heck, it wouldn't be the first time I've been considered strange. Anyhow, what is the deal with women keeping their shoes on in the movies? I mean honestly! How the hell do you get out of a pair of jeans without taking of your boots first? Does it go something like this, you get naked then say "Hang on honey while I put my boots back on?" I feel like that would just spoil the moment.

Now, I understand people have shoe fetishes. Hell, I love shoes. And that pic awhile back of Sharon Stone in those thigh high boots, OMG, that was sexy as hell. But, does every 9 out of ten adult movies have to feature women doing it with their shoes on? Recently the hubs and I were watching a video and this woman had on sneakers of all things, without socks, doing the bop on a pool table. As I watched, all I could think of was how sweaty and gross her feet must be. Maybe it's just a quirk of mine, but it ruined the mood for me.

What do you think? Yes shoes? no shoes? Sometimes shoes?

I guess they are okay occasionally. But all the time? I just don't get it. That is all.

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