The Party Partied TOO Hard

The Party Partied TOO Hard

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Mistress Merry and Quite Contrary had a merry ol time this weekend.
Yes, we had to sober up to get to do this post.

Saturday evening while attending a delicious cocktail party we learned a few life lessons.
One being that if your sitting on the floor in the middle of a party (because you can no longer stand up) then it is time to slow down on the gin fizzes.
Two was when you have to shimmy out of your girdle to fit in two more drinks then it is time to slow down on the pink squirrels.
Three did it when you are watching a young 20 year old man doing his at most best to bend in half to lick his own . . . .And almost MAKES IT! THEN IT IS TIME TO SLOW DOWN ON THE TEQUILA.

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What Binds You?

What Binds You?

Families are the tie that binds.

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Getting a Hand on Christmas

Getting a Hand on Christmas

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Mistress Merry and Quite Contrary are getting things all spruced up for our Christmas Cocktail party this weekend. And of course we have to get all the pretties on. So we are deciding on the cute Santa outfit or to go with the cocktail dress, heels and pearls.

We also are looking up drinks to serve. I am sure that we may get some help here. Just tell us what is your favorite cocktail. And give us the recipe too!

In the meantime we have lined up a bartender. You know we want to be free to mix and mingle. But so far he seems to be handling things that are not behind the bar!

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Lazy Ladies

Lazy Ladies

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Yeah, we be the Lazy Ladies this week.

Forgive us.

It just seems since it is so cold (at least to us) that we can not bring ourselves to get out of bed.

You know and put on those, those, those thingamajigs......

YEAH! Clothes.

Blankets are much better and warmer.

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Foot Fetish

Foot Fetish

I wish I was a tall leggy woman.

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One that seems to have legs that travel all the way up to her "arse" so they say.

Why?
Well, I love boots. Those thigh high ones that look like they were molded on.
And the heels to match.
Ever so high.

I know I am a woman and it always seems to be that men have a shoe or boot fetish.
But if that was the case then us ladies would not have dozens of shoes in our closets.

But just once, I would love to have those legs...those boots....that make the eye roam.
That make a sigh escape when they walk by.

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Let It Snow?

Let It Snow?

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In looking for inspiration on what to write about today, it has come to my attention that a good portion of the Lone Star state seems to think it's been covered by a blizzard. And upon checking the radar, lots of places are seeing snow. Just not here.

So, while people across the state are dealing with slippery roads, schools letting out early, and all that wonderful stuff, we sit here happily not covered in freezing water. We are still freezing our asses off, but I don't mind that the ground isn't covered in white powder or ice. I much prefer just cold to wet and cold.

So, what do you do when it's cold outside and your fanny is freezing? Curl up by the fire of course. Since we don't have a fireplace, I'm warming my rump by the heater. So, stay inside and keep warm, because baby it's cold outside!

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Thoughtful Thursday ~ Porn Musings

Thoughtful Thursday ~ Porn Musings

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Warning, this is a post for the adult crowd.

Today's thought is about porn. Yes, I admit that here at the M & M house, we sometimes watch a little porn. Maybe that makes me a strange gal, but heck, it wouldn't be the first time I've been considered strange. Anyhow, what is the deal with women keeping their shoes on in the movies? I mean honestly! How the hell do you get out of a pair of jeans without taking of your boots first? Does it go something like this, you get naked then say "Hang on honey while I put my boots back on?" I feel like that would just spoil the moment.

Now, I understand people have shoe fetishes. Hell, I love shoes. And that pic awhile back of Sharon Stone in those thigh high boots, OMG, that was sexy as hell. But, does every 9 out of ten adult movies have to feature women doing it with their shoes on? Recently the hubs and I were watching a video and this woman had on sneakers of all things, without socks, doing the bop on a pool table. As I watched, all I could think of was how sweaty and gross her feet must be. Maybe it's just a quirk of mine, but it ruined the mood for me.

What do you think? Yes shoes? no shoes? Sometimes shoes?

I guess they are okay occasionally. But all the time? I just don't get it. That is all.

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Wanna Play Games?

Wanna Play Games?

Well do you?

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Because if so I have a new place that I am hiding out at.

I love playing games.
I am sure you already guessed that.
But I am old fashion and enjoy logic and word games.
And then of course cards and board games.

You remember Battleship? Or Word Search?
Those chestnuts are still great at keeping your mind primed and ready for business.
Well you can follow me on over to 4,000 free online games to keep you going.

Now the great thing about this site is that it is set up for us bloggers. Bloggers can encourage visitors to spend more time on their site by presenting their text or photo content in the form of a game or puzzle.
You can create games specific to your own site.
Real Live Lesbian can have a fun lil word search.
Or Captain Dumbass may make up a puzzle.
We know that Somedays it's Not Worth Chewing through the Leather Straps can make up a maze that would confuse us all.

So if you are interested then look into ProProfs Brain Games and see what you can do!

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Tending to our Hot House Flowers

Tending to our Hot House Flowers

Mistress Merry and Quite Contrary have been working out in their garden.

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What with winter coming on we are having to see how our Pretty Maidens are all growing.
And of course that means bringing in those pretty flowers before they start to freeze.
I am sure we are not the only ladies who have to tend to our hot house flowers on a regular basis.
And since the freeze is starting to set in we have to make sure that we do not loose any special Maidens.

So what are you doing to keep your garden growing during the winter months.
Preparing the ground with anything special.
Tilling your rows or hoeing up the earth?
Share your insights so our garden will continue to be a thing of beauty.

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